Former President turned Florida man Donald Trump has made a name for himself as possibly the worldâs most successful online troll. While the bulk of his shitposting repertoire has mostly been reserved for observers on the political left, Trump shook things up this week and went after his own supporters.
When the 2024 presidential hopeful cryptically said a âmajor announcement ,â was imminent this week, his followers quickly took to the internet to see if their preferred candidate would formally announce his running mate or some other major policy agenda. Instead, Trump revealed an incredibly lame NFT collection seemingly based on poorly photoshopped stock images.
Each of Trumpâs 45,000 âdigital trading cards,â sold for $US99 ($137) a pop, with one of the purchasers guaranteed a chance to bask in the former presidentâs presence during some future in-person event. The Trump NFTs are a lazy grift but, because itâs Trump, they all reportedly sold out in less than a day. While Trump was indeed able to make a quick buck off the NFTâs he simultaneously managed to piss off a wide swath of his Republican supporters who saw the announcement as evidence he either wasnât taking his 2024 election bid seriously or was simply interested in putting together a comprehensive campaign.
As the events of the past seven years have borne out, it takes a herculean amount of bullshit to get Trump loyalists to criticise their holy leader, which makes the recent NFT pushback all the more interesting. Though the NFTs were likely the straw that broke the camelâs back, Republicans in general have begun growing uneasy with Trump in light of his flailing early poll numbers. 61% of Republicans surveyed in a new USA TODAY/Suffolk University poll said they would prefer another Republican nominee over Trump. Two thirds of GOP leaning voters in that poll said they wanted to see Florida Governor Ron DeSantis run for the presidency. Weâre not even in 2023 yet.
Keep reading through to see some of the biggest conservative voices caught off guard by Trumpâs NFT collection
Steve Bannon: âI Canât Do This Anymoreâ

Steve Bannon, the far-right podcaster credited by many as one of the main masterminds behind Trumpâs 2016 victory, simply couldnât contain his disdain for Trumpâs NFT collection, which he called a âstunt.â
âOK, I canât do this anymore,â Bannon said on his podcast while watching Trumpâs announcement. âHeâs one of the greatest presidents in history,â Bannon added, âbut weâre at war.â
âThey [Trumpâs business partners] ought to be fired today,â Bannon added.
Bannon was speaking on his War Room podcast with former Trump Deputy Assistant Sebastian Gorka who had his own criticism of the collections.
âI donât want them making the presidential napkins for Mar-a-Lago,â Gorka said. âWe donât have time to waste.â
Even Stop the Steal Organisers Arenât Onboard
If this is the #MAJORANNOUNCEMENT it is embarrassing and a slap in the face to Trumpâs base.
People are struggling and losing their country.
Theyâre begging for real action â not childish stunts like this. pic.twitter.com/bCjrj58hqI
â Daniel Bostic (@debostic) December 15, 2022
When even one of the organisers of the Stop the Steal movement says youâve gone too far, itâs probably time for some proper reflection. Thatâs exactly what happened this week when organiser Daniel Bostic blasted the former president on Twitter.
If this is the #MAJORANNOUNCEMENT it is embarrassing and a slap in the face to Trumpâs base,â Bostic said. âPeople are struggling and losing their country. Theyâre begging for real action â not childish stunts like this.
John Dennis Wants Trump NFT Creator Exiled
I like Trump.
This is not a good idea.
Whoever advised Trump to sell NFT’s shouldn’t be fired.
They should be exiled. pic.twitter.com/kNuZKWG48O
â John Dennis (@RealJohnDennis) December 15, 2022
San Francisco Republican Party chairman John Dennis added his knife to the GOP backstabbing party and called on the brainchild behind the NFT collection to be, âexiled.â
âI like Trump,â Dennis said. âThis is not a good idea. Whoever advised Trump to sell NFTâs shouldnât be fired. They should be exiled.
Fox News Reporters Shake Their Heads
Sure, inflation is wrecking the economy, Russia and China are on the move, the culture war wages at home, but at least presidential candidate Donald Trump is offering voters Trump Digital Trading Cards they can buy for $99 each. Get your NFT today!
â Chris Pandolfo (@ChrisCPandolfo) December 15, 2022
For years, Fox News has served as the main megaphone for Trump, amplifying even his wildest ideas and sticking by his side when other members of the Republican establishment turned their back on him. Still, despite that proven loyalty, Trumpâs NFTs were simply too dumb for some Fox staff to handle.
âSure, inflation is wrecking the economy, Russia and China are on the move, the culture war wages at home, but at least presidential candidate Donald Trump is offering voters Trump Digital Trading Cards they can buy for $US99 ($137) each,â Fox Breaking News reporter Chris Pandolfo wrote. âGet your NFT today!â
Robby Starbuck Thinks Trumpâs NFTâs Are a Turn Off
Are you turned off by NFT trading cards as a “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT”?
â Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) December 15, 2022
Robby Starbuck, a former film and television producer turned congressional candidate for Tennesseeâs 5th District was amongst the many Republicans who said Trump missed the mark with his NFT collection. Granted, what Starbuckâs wants Trump to focus on is the unreal threat of a supposed Marxist takeover, but hey, take what you can get.
âTeasing NFT cards as a major announcement is not the kind of fight people want to see now,â the Cuban-American candidate said. âThese are dark times. Love the guy but this turns many off. â
Starbuck went on to conduct a Twitter poll asking his 288,000 followers if they were âturned off by Trumpâs NFT announcement. A whopping 80% said they were.
Ben Kew Conservative El American Gives Trump NFTs a Thumbs Down
So Trump’s “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT” was actually just a grift to promote a bunch of worthless trading cards.
Even my grandmother knows NFTs are a scam.
đđđđđ#DeSantis2024 pic.twitter.com/fusWwT7KPN
â Ben Kew đś (@ben_kew) December 15, 2022
Trump-supporting Republicans have never missed an opportunity to gloat about the nontrivial gains the former president made amongst hispanic and Latino voters in 2020. That makes this reaction from a conservative editor of the Spanish language publication El American all the more embarrassing.
âSo Trumpâs âMAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTâ was actually just a grift to promote a bunch of worthless trading cards,â conservative commentator Ben Kew wrote.â Even my grandmother knows NFTs are a scam.â
The real gut punch, however came at the tail end of the Tweet, where Kew wrote #DeSantis2024.
Michael Cohen: Trump Doesnât Actually Want to Run
EXCLUSIVE: Michael Cohen hilariously shreds Trump for his new NFT grift pic.twitter.com/Cj0MQlD6wX
â MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) December 15, 2022
Alright, admittedly this isnât the most consequential example of Trumpâs former attorney Michael Cohen turning against him. For that, one can go watch this 2019 congressional testimony. Still, the convicted lawyer spent years of his life essentially serving as a human step stool for the former president and even wasnât able to keep his tongue tied about the NFT collection.
âNobody knew what the hell Donald was going to be putting out there,â Cohen said in an interview with MediasTouch. âThe grifter in chief, âDon the Con,â has done it again.â
âI mean if this isnât the biggest piece of bullshit youâve ever seen in your entire life,â Cohen added. âI truly do not think that Donald Trump is going to enter the [2024] race. I donât think he actually wants to run for it because he knows he canât win.
Joe Biden, The Comedian
I had some MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS the last couple of weeks, tooâŚ
âď¸ Inflationâs easing
âď¸ I just signed the Respect for Marriage Act
âď¸ We brought Brittney Griner home
âď¸ Gas prices are lower than a year ago
âď¸ 10,000 new high-paying jobs in Arizonaâ Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) December 15, 2022
This list primarily consists of Republicans and current president Joe Biden, as far as we can tell, certainly does not count himself amongst that cohortâs mix. Bidenâs also incredibly un-funny. That said, the President, or whoever manages his Twitter account did manage to capitalise on an easy lay-up this week following Trumpâs NFT announcement thatâs worthy of a chuckle or two.
Following the announcement, Bidenâs twitter account posted a tweet where he said he had some âannouncementsâ of his own. The president then went on to list in bullet points five of his biggest achievements in office over the past few weeks, which include the lowering of inflation and gas prices and bringing home WNBA star Brittney Griner.
OK, we didnât say it was a particularly hilarious joke but credit where credit is due.